Kiss of the vampire

Jun. 4th, 2025 05:55 am
[personal profile] sarafina posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
Kiss of the Vampire


Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil Is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at love making makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, tThe bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.

[ maury voice ] you are the asshole

Jun. 3rd, 2025 08:51 pm
[personal profile] jagan posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Am I the Asshole? Meme



a meme for the frustrated moral philosopher in all of us

r u l e s


  • ➤ post with your character

  • ➤ in your toplevel, without using names, icly explain a conflict your character has with someone else

  • ➤ comment to other characters voting on who the biggest asshole was in their situation: them, the other guy, both or neither

  • ➤ defend your opinion

  • ➤ profit??



10/10 no notes

Jun. 3rd, 2025 07:52 pm
[personal profile] eddiestrangerthings posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


HUGABILITY RATING
on a scale from 1-10, how huggable is your character?

ask the experts. they'll give you a number based on scutinous standards of vetted hug-science!

and a hug.


ultimate soulmates

Jun. 3rd, 2025 07:47 pm
[personal profile] vivalaopenpost posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

ULTIMATE SOULMATE AU
● hit 'em with the character, canon name, and preferences.
● others will hit you up with a result from the ultra-deluxe, top-of-the-line soulmate AU prompt generator bible (seriously, there's like 186 individual prompts in there, check that out; there's also gen options for platonic soulmates).
● op, that's your prompt. cry. laugh. feel all your feels.
● Curtain's up, break a leg.
● alternatively, if you want to make it a reverse prompt meme, just put the results you get in your top level! that works.

Ideal

Jun. 3rd, 2025 07:39 pm
[personal profile] shyestfairy posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

 
describe your
dream date
HOW TO PLAY:

♡ Post with your character.

♡ Do NOT leave a blank top level. Instead, describe your character's dream date: not WHO they wanna date, but WHAT they want the date to look like.

♡ Don't be afraid to get creative! Dinner-and-a-movie dates are totally welcome, but so are axe-throwing dates, demon-hunting dates, lion-taming dates, and BDSM dungeon dates. Whatever your character desires!

♡ Comment to other people and tease them about their fantasies. Or maybe you can even make some dreams come true!

(no subject)

Jun. 3rd, 2025 02:14 pm
[personal profile] sockrificial posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


the random scenario meme



comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

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It's what I deserve

Jun. 3rd, 2025 02:37 pm
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WHAT I DESERVE






how to play
- no blank comments! your character announces exactly what they believe they deserve. with a full chest. zero dishonesty. for good. for bad. for the worst.
- does everyone agree?
- tread lightly, triggers may pop up.


Hanahaki

Jun. 3rd, 2025 01:45 pm
[personal profile] marajaded posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


The Hanahaki Disease Meme

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals...


1- Discovery:
There's the one person who makes your heart leap into your throat- but wait, that's not your heart. Where are all these flowers coming from? And why do they remind you of your beloved?

2- Concern:
Someone you know has been acting strange lately... Coughing a lot, hiding their hands all the time... It's enough to make anybody worry.

3- Sicker and Sicker:
Coughing up flower petals all the time isn't easy to hide. But it's getting harder to even breathe, now. You're going to have to make a decision, and soon...

4- Confession:
Everyone knows that there's two ways to get rid of Hanahaki: Surgery (the risk dependent on the time period), or confessing your feelings. Time to toe up and face your beloved and just tell them that you love them so much you're dying from it.

5- Post-Op:
The other option... You just couldn't tell them, but you weren't ready to die. Still, without those feelings the world seems a little less colorful. Can you still be friends with them now that you have to start all over? Do you want to?

6- Make your own!
There's flower petals coming out of somebody's mouth in some way for some reason- make this prompt your own.

Just as a note, due to the nature of the meme vivid descriptions of coughing/choking/gagging are probably going to happen. If you want it toned down, make sure to put that in your top-level.

In this darkest timeline

Jun. 3rd, 2025 12:30 pm
[personal profile] thoughtsonyaoi posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 
reincarnation au meme

Ah, reincarnation! The possibilities are as endless as the cycle of lives your characters have led. Perhaps they knew one another in a life before what you now call canon. Perhaps canon is a past life for one they're leading now. Perhaps they've lived many, many times, and are now on yet another iteration... in space.
 
The choice is yours! But if choosing is hard, here's some prompt ideas:

Relationship:
  1.  Family: Siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, parents, children... The bond of blood remains strong, from life to life.
  2.  Friends: The most chosen of families. Perhaps you swore once you'd be best friends for ever-- how true it is!
  3.  Enemies: You have been rivals for longer than perhaps even you know. Maybe someday there will be an end to this feud... or not.
  4.  Lovers: Soulmates-- or at least, romantic partners. Maybe one life was enough, or maybe you'll keep loving them 'til the end of time.
  5.  It's Complicated: Friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to....... Well. You've lived many lives. People change, and relationships do too.
  6. Other: A vindictive deity making you live and live again? A helpful spirit supporting you through incarnations? Something else entirely? 
Situation: 
  1. Found: You've found one another yet again, in another life. How easily does it go?
  2. Memory: One of you remembers... But the other doesn't. Or neither of you remember, but feel the pull. Or there's a terrible memory, rising up and making you lose all sense of when you are.
  3. Coping: It's not easy, having another life (or lives) rattle around in your brain. How do you deal?
  4. Repeat: Something from your past life is happening again. Can you make it go differently this time? Do you want to?
  5. Denial: No, no, no. Past lives are just something for fantasies and fairytales. So why is this person so insistent they aren't?
  6. Marked: For all your soulmate tattoo/scars/words AU needs. There's a mark connecting you two-- has it remained the same across lives? Have you?
  7. Outside: Your family member/friend/love/etc. has a past life. You weren't a part of it-- but they've found the people who were. How does that feel?
  8. Other: There's so very many reincarnation AU ideas out there! Play them out!
As per usual, toplevel with your character/whatever info you want to include about your thoughts. Tag out! Have fun!

First meeting

Jun. 3rd, 2025 12:28 pm
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[personal profile] repost posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
first meetings meme
New friend? New enemy? Now's as good time as ever to meet someone you've never seen before.

Nice to make your acquaintance. Here's a prompt...
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The way a knife loves a heart

Jun. 3rd, 2025 09:27 am
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ʙᴏᴛʜ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ


Of all the places in this world, there's nowhere worse you could be than where you are now. You're in hell - metaphorically or literally - and laying down and just dying seems more and more like the valid action to take. But you can't go any lower and death could be a no escape. There's only one thing keeping you from being a jaded, broken husk: you've fallen in love with someone who shares this fate. It's a love so different than the norm, that only those who've known this desolation can fathom. Perhaps they give you hope, they're an innocent worth keeping safe, they showed you unexpected kindness, or they're simply something to cling to. No matter what, you'll protect them and you wouldn't dream of leaving this place without them. They will leave, though...

...even if you don't.

☣ COMMENT. INFO. PREFERENCES.
☣ REPLY TO OTHERS.
☣ THREAD.

CAPTURED → For a crime you committed or not, you're in a prison.
VALUE → Something about you is worth quite a deal to the wrong person.
SCIENTIFIC → You're nothing but an experiment, a lab rat.
PERSECUTED → Your mistreatment is not because of what you've done. It's for who you are.
FREAKSHOW → All of your oddities are on display for the amusement of others.
FORCE → You have to do horrible things, though not of your own will or design.
RACK → There's not just isolation or imprisonment on your plate - there's physical torture as well.
BRIMSTONE → "Hell" is no hyperbole; you're in the fiery pit itself.
WILDCARD

sexting

Jun. 3rd, 2025 01:10 am
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[personal profile] pancaked posting in [community profile] bakerstreet






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Feel sleepy

Jun. 2nd, 2025 08:42 pm
[personal profile] hufflefluffhouse posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 Fell Asleep On Meme


sweet dreams.

 


Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

best frands

Jun. 2nd, 2025 08:39 pm
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unusual bffs

Nothing in the world is too much to do for this person. They're your best friend in the whole world!

...somehow. Even though you may not always be on the same page when it comes to your bestie status. Even though you make the Odd Couple look normal. You've always got their back, and they've got yours, and they're always ready for an adventure - or for you to drag them on one.

  • Comment with your character.
  • Reply to others. Remember, the crazier, the better! Crossover, crosswhatever, adopted or assumed cr. Just get your character a weird bromance.
  • Thread: have girl/guytime, stand up for or protect your friend, kick their ass if they're being a jerk, cheer them up, go on an epic quest, play video games, teach them a skill, make flower crowns, idec. Have fun and be cutiepies.

Show me affection

Jun. 2nd, 2025 08:15 pm
[personal profile] postingmemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

the affectionate physical contact meme

 



➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.

➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.

➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!


one; hugging.
 you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.


two; kissing.
 whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.

three; holding hands.
 it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.


four; carrying.
 is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.


five; i love you.
 you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.


six; dancing.
 kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!


seven; massaging.
 did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!


eight; flirting.
 the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.


nine; cuddling.
 sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.


ten; wild card!
 reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!

Summer

Jun. 2nd, 2025 03:22 pm
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[personal profile] priderock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet




It's summer. It's hot. Try not to get heatstroke. Have fun at those beachside bashes!


Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em. )

fail smut

Jun. 2nd, 2025 08:06 am
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FAIL SMUT MEME


It's time for everyone's worst nightmare. You're about to get down and dirty but the unthinkable happens: y'all screw up. Like, you screw too maybe, but mostly you screw up. One of you gets hurt, you get stuck in your clothes, an interloper appears... Basically: no matter what you do, you can't get it on without SOME kind of complication. This never happens, I swear.

• Toplevel with your prefs.
• Reply to others with the sexcapade from hell.
• Enjoy!

❤️ love meme

Jun. 1st, 2025 08:47 pm
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RP LOVE MEME. ❤️ hosted by [community profile] dwrplove
JUNE 2025 MEME IS LIVE!

love meme, love meme, say that you love meme

I...

Jun. 1st, 2025 06:39 pm
[personal profile] groupon posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


( i want to know... )


The pursuit of knowledge is a noble quest— and a problematic one, as history proves. Remember Eve and her apple? Luckily, you won't find out any tidbits as devastating on THIS meme.

I'd imagine.

the run-down
○ Jump on in with that character of yours.
○ Others climb into the enigma of their minds by using one of the prompts below as a starter.
& the prompts below )

tell us more

Jun. 1st, 2025 05:50 pm
[personal profile] processions posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

in ( a word ) meme

Hey! You! Quick! Describe the kind of person you desire most...using one word. Yep. One. Uno. Only. If you can't choose the word to describe your taste, conscious or unconscious, you'll be forced to blurt out a choice turn.

Ready. Go.

how to play
- top-levels: word. embarrassment. frustration. shameless? satisfied?
- comments: heckles. hookups. hilarity?
- thread
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